physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
