things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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