We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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