i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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