can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
