there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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