Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
