Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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