In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Randomize
