I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We have so much sex to catch up on
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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