my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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