I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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