I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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