i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My ass is underappreciated
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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