nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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