I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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