at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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