I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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