Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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