My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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