i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
