There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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