Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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