he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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