If i come over, it means nothing
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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