i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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