On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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