they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
