come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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