yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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