apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
where are my eyebrows?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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