I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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