She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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