I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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