she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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