The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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