I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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