like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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