We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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