Duck Duck Cougar?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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