You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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