Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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