I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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