My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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