Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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