btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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