HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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