porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
