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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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