Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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