I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i've created a new STD.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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